Top Funny Birthday Wishes
Birthday with having fun and enjoyment is incomplete. So, here we present some of the most Hilarious and Top Funny Birthday Wishes which make your friend’s, brother, sister, Boyfriend, Female friends beginning of special day full of humor. These Top Top Funny Birthday Wishes are funny which you can attach with your bday greeting card.
You can even choose from these wide collection of birthday wishes funny messages to send on Email, Facebook or whatsapp. These Funny bday wishes are not non-veg so you don’t have to think before sending these funny birthday wishes for best friend female.
We have prepared for you birthday wishes so funny for your friends and family. You can choose to share from this awesome funniest list of happy birthday wishes to put a smile on everyone’s faces.
Check out the list and you will find hilarious birthday wishes for friend, brother, sister, cousin, mom, dad, you name it, so that special day will go in laughter and super fun.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends
- For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
- You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
- Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!
- You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!
- My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Happy birthday!
- Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!
- No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!
- Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!
- I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
- As another year passes by, another part of your body starts to fall apart. So I hope the “important” ones are left for last! I mean, you still have plans to make kids right? Happy birthday!
- Remember all the times you said you wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with birthday cake! Happy birthday my friend!
- I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
- One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
- You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
- So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
- People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
- No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.
- So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
- Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
- It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
- The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
- Another year has passed and anther year which didn’t suck. Happy Birthday.
- Have you checked the number of candle on your birthday cake? You have to blow the entire candle by sniffing. Ha ha ha. Happy Birthday, Candle King!
- My only wish for you is that no. of candle decreases, but, the no. of parties and cake increases every year!!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Female
- If you are looking for something to send to a women then these funny birthday wishes for woman friend are best to send on the bday morning. she will enjoy are laugh hilariously. you can even attach the humor bday images with it so that the fun goes double.
- Quickly blow all the candle before the room catches fire. This huge amount of candle on the cake makes the room hotter. Happy Birthday hottie!!
- I made a special cake for your Birthday. But, I cannot place Candles on it. If I place, I have to call Fire department immediately to extinguish this huge firehouse.
- I good to stay young, but with every birthday you are getting older. Don’t worry, just chill. Make your Birthday special.2
- This SMS is free from extra fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is totally organic, but it is full of sugar. This SMS is as sweet as the person reading it. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!
- At an age of 40, it’s an achievement to remember where the keys are! Whether it is in Bathroom? In Toilet? In kitchen? All the best for future! Happy Birthday to you!!
- Did you remember that happy, funny, colorful day of young age? It always feels awesome when you can recall those memories.
- Wish you a happy Birthday. I brought a surprising gift for you this year… “A Cane”.
- On your Birthday I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations!
- You get an awesome feeling when your loved one wishes you the way you want on your Bday. Happy A hilarious Birthday.
- I got something special for you, which both of us love. Wooo! I ate it all on the way.
Short Funny Birthday Wishes
- We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
- One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!
- Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!
- t’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
- Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
- To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
- I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
- Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
- I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!
- Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…
- I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
- One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.
- You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!
- The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
- Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.
- Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday oldie!
Funny Birthday Messages for Woman Friend
- With technology people send message a lot on Facebook and Whatsapp. For those who love to send msg on anything here are Happy birthday wishes funny messages for your girl best friend.
- Don’t feel sad that you become one year older. Keep the chin up. You know what I mean. These Funny bday wishes are only for you. Have Fun!
- On your birthday, don’t count the candles on your cake or wrinkles on the face. You will be shocked. Just be glad that you are not down for the count.
- Today is your Birthday Bro; tell me how old you grow! I mean that parts that were born with a terminator.
- Money is tightTime is to fight.So, here is your Bday card
- You always plan bday full of fun. This year I start with Funny wishes for the birthday to start the day with fun.
- Gift something to your mother on your birthday. I know it’s your Bday, but it’s her Mother’s day!
- You are my best friend and you give me 10 times more then what I want. So, on your Birthday, A super exciting party is from my side. Remember 10 times more! Happy Birthday, Brother!
- Best Friends are meant to share everything with each other. So, I am celebrating and sharing your Birthday like, it’s my own birthday. It is the day of celebrating the day of Friendship! Happy Birthday buddy!3
- It is well said that time is the best healer, but it is also a bad beautician and it’s proved in your case. Happy Birthday Oldie Man/Woman!
- You are at an age when all compliments from people are accompanied by for someone your age.